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gcvsa:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.

(Source: xtoxictears, via captainvampirate)

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agents-of-frickle-frackle:

but has anyone done this yet because I know we were all thinking it

(via a-little-nonsense-now-and-then)

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Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields…

NO YOU CAN’T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT? THE DEATH OF RATS WOULD RIDE SOME KIND OF DOG.

Picture more fields, a great horizon-spanning network of fields, rolling in gentle waves…

DON’T ASK ME, I DON’T KNOW. SOME KIND OF TERRIER, MAYBE.

…fields of corn, alive whispering in the breeze…

RIGHT, AND THE DEATH OF FLEAS CAN RIDE IT TOO. THAT WAY YOU KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

…awaiting the clockwork of the seasons.

METAPHORICALLY.

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— Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man (via cellularpeptide)

(via a-little-nonsense-now-and-then)

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coelasquid:

coelasquid:

Cool little kickstarter that doesn’t seem to be getting a lot of attention;

Grave, “an open-world, surrealist survival horror experience where light is your only weapon in a constantly changing reality.” As it’s described, Grave is a survival horror made with the goal to allow players to explore the world in the way that best suits their own tastes. They have described the elements populating the world as having “multiple ways to interact with them” to allow bold adventurers to run off into the night and face the creatures face to face, and cautious survivalists to hole up in bunkers at night to wait out the monster onslaught. The developers describe their world as Dali-inspired, and explain that it physically transforms overnight to make every day a unique experience. Your character is never equipped with a gun or melee weapon, instead having to rely on flashlights, matches, gasoline, and firecrackers to combat the light and sound-sensitive monsters populating the world. Ripples in the landscape create misplaced patches of city, forest, oasis, or spawn strange artifacts. The story is described as procedural, leaving the player to explore the world to gather clues to what exactly is going on while they forage for supplies to survive.

They’re only about 1/6th of the way to full funding with 19 days left to go, a pledge as low as $10 can get you a copy of the game’s story mode, it could be worth checking out if you like horror games.

Oh wow this kickstarter really started picking up steam! Six days to go and $9000 to raise! They might make it after all!

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muppetmayhem:

talkletsabout:

let’s talk about muppets from space

 

Aw bless.

It’s been a while since I watched it. But I will say this:

Brian Henson. Talking Sandwich. 

(via nevertoooldtolovemuppets)

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst, via pteranadonattack-gate)

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coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

(via pteranadonattack-gate)

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luckyfk:

Such an emotional scene.

luckyfk:

Such an emotional scene.

(via a-little-nonsense-now-and-then)

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